Shanelle Chong

I fucked up my body clock so let's talk about my childhood. I'm such a cute baby.

For some reason, this is the biggest I can get the picture. :( I am sad.

So I was twittering about this and decided to blog about it and lo and behold, I did. I tweeted that I've always wanted to go to boarding school since young because I watched The Wild Thornberrys. (You know the movie.. Eliza got sent to some boarding school and then they found out that she could talk to animals and thus she lost her ability to talk to animals. You know, that one. I hate that I can still remember.) And then I'd pretend like my room was the boarding room and all the other rooms were my schoolmate's rooms and I'd talk to them.

I lived in a huge house when I was young so I had a lot of imaginary friends.

Oh! Speaking of imaginary friends, I had a ton of barbie dolls! And, even as a child, I made a love story with barbie dolls. I remember Ken fell in love with Barbie and they were boyfriend and girlfriend until Ken found out that he was really boyfriend and girlfriend with PICNIC barbie!!! But the barbie he fell in love with was a FASHION barbie! So Ken ran away (I threw him aside) and FASHION barbie came out and bitchslapped the hell out off PICNIC barbie. Then I came to the rescue because I'm biased towards PICNIC barbie. Because she's prettier. And I always had to have the perfect house and car so I'd always pack everything neatly. The pillows had to be kept somewhere, the shoes, the clothes. They all had to be freakishly neat if not I'll start crying.

Especially with doll houses. I went mad crazy trying to get everything to be need and tidy. (PS. Mine had a working doorbell!!!!) OMG. I love doll houses, they're sooooo fun. I want a fucking doll house now. SOMEONE GET ME A DOLLHOUSE FOR MY NEXT BIRTHDAY. OR CHRISTMAS.

This was our song. Do you remember? I heard it once on Newgrounds and told you to find it for me. And then we both somehow decided that this was our song.

I don't know how we started talking, I know I hated you and came to school on January 1, 2009, with a goal to ignore you. Goal achieved, I gave you the cold shoulder.

But I don't know how, we started talking again and instantly, we became best friends. Tisya, Faisal, You and I grouped up for Literature and we discussed the project online.

You forced me to participate in Sports Day! I was so mad, you felt so guilty and tried to get me out of it.

And then we started talking on the phone. At first I called you, then you called me. And we started talking, and talking, and talking. We talked about who we liked, we gossiped. We started playing phone games. Haha, we made up sexually sick stories about a guy's crotch on fire.

The first time I went to your house was with Faisal to do our literature project, I immediatly fell in love with your sofabed! Haha. And the giant mirror in your house.

You picked me up after tuition and went to Toys'R'Us because then, you wanted to spend time with me.

We went rollerblading with Nicole and she got so scared, we both had to hug her while walking out of Pasir Ris park.

Our first date - on Valentine's day - do you remember? I was upset on being alone for Valentine's day and you offered to be my Valentine. I refused, and said you didn't love me. And you said, "How do you know?". By then, we already fell for each other.

We watched a movie, and we went to vivo. You carried me and walked across the water. We sat in the bookshop, with your arm around me, and we read about worms. And we discovered that worms, were in fact, penises! Hahahaha!

And do you remember at block 111? We were on the swings, I put my arms around you and said "I love you". You whispered back the same thing, just real softly. And then it started raining! Hah! Imagine that. We hugged goodbye, and since that day I've waited for you to ask me. Even doubting that you've been joking the whole time, but you finally did on March 16, 2009.

And after 8 months, close to 9 months. We broke up. But this was special, because this was the first time you dumped a girl. And I was so upset, not because you dumped me, but because I didn't know why.

After days of depression, anger and depression again. You finally gave me a reason. I had to persuade you real hard, but you finally said it.

And suddenly, I feel lightheaded. I feel happy. I feel... at ease :) Thank you Megat Iskandar Shah, thank you for that 8 months and don't know how many days. They were wonderful. They were lucky, especially for a first relationship (on my part). And they were indeed, intense and sexual! I love you Megat Iskandar Shah, now as a friend. I love you so much. And for the last time, may this love last.

After all that, we reached the hotel. Yay! I'm rooming with Felicia, and when you start to realize how lazy we both are, the state of my room comes as no surprise to you. Teehee!

The next day is Disney Land day! So, jeans + shirt + leather jacket. And everybody loved my leather jacket. I look so badass. Mrs Quek signed the whole band up for some Disney land workshop thing... A physics workshop. Yay... at least we get to jump the queue for the rides! They had only one roller coaster, and it's quite pathetic. I sat it two times, nonetheless.

Jasmine and I in our 3D glasses, waiting outside the show. It was very crowded.

Look at my leather jacket and cry. I dare you.

This was inside some Enchanted castle or something. It was a food court, but we didn't eat in it. We went to some other food court, when the wizard guy came!

He spoke in only cantonese, so we ignored him the whole time and just snapped photos. Hahahaha.

And above is the random band that plays around Disneyland. All of us were so amazed by the tuba, Teehee! :D

Then Jasmine and I saw a castle, and we didn't know what it was so we just walked in and started queueing up. We're bringing Singapore into Hong Kong. Hahaha. Turns out, it was "A small world". It's basically a boat that rides through all the countries in the world. I gots very little photos because I deleted all the blur ones, and my hand got tired half-way through. Hey, it was a long boat ride.

We also caught a parade, a CHRISTMAS parade! Check out Santa Clause being all big and stuff.

For most of the times, Jasmine and I ran off while Felicia and Shiyun did their thing. They didn't want to ride the rides, pfft.

At 7pm, the whole band gathered together to see the fireworks. Spectacular, it was.

Band exchange was the next day. I'm too lazy to blog about it. I acually lost interest in blogging a while ago, and I have to blog about 5 fucking days. God.

Ocean park after the exchange. I took the cable car with Jasmine and Ms. Yang.

Ms. Yang was scared shitless! She held the pole screaming, "POO, OH POOO!!! HOLY POOOO!" Because she can't say shit in front of the students. Hahaha, how awesome is that?

And we saw a fucking eagle! It flew past us! Epic!

So, Jasmine and I rode the Eagle, the abyss, the pirate ship and mind train. All in that order. At first we were more or less alone, but then we followed Hee Cheng and cut the queue for the pirate ship. You could tell that everybody was annoyed with us, but who the hell cares. We're tourists. :D

And next, would be the most epic part of our HK trip evarrrr.

LADIES MARKET.

We went in groups but eventually, Jasmine and I split with the rest, again. I don't know, I think we just shop faster than the rest. We bargained like shit! Everything was so, so cheap. So fun! Superbly fun! Bought this awesome jacket, which I wore the next day. Jasmine also bought the same one, it was 2 for $100. We got so high, we forgot how to go back to the meeting point.

We ended up running around asking for directions. We were late, but at least we got back to the bus. They weren't even angry because they were so afraid we got kidnapped or something. Totally awesome.

AND I BOUGHT iPHONE COVERS, SO NOW MY iPHONE IS SO SEXY AND RED. Awwww, yeah.

Back to the hotel, Felicia bathed first. I got bored, so I started camwhoring.

You see the middle picture? It looks like my legs are fat right.

YOU'RE WRONG! Those are muscles. :D Hehehe

Hotel room, sleep, fun, band exchange! I forgot to take pictures, but we sucked on the second day because everyone of us were yawning and whatshit. We woke up extra early for the exchange because the school wanted us there early. Bitches.

The students which brought us around were friendly :D I remember their names were Alex and Francis. Their school uniforms are so, fucking, cool!

AFTER THAT. Is the..uh. City Factory outlets? I think. IT WASN'T FUN. EVERYTHING WAS OVERPRICED. Okay, not overpriced. It was infact embarresingly underpriced BUT WE STILL COULDN'T AFFORD IT. What the hell kind of student brings enough money to afford a Burberry or Gucci item? Sheesh. Waste our time.

Dinner after that.

We were supposed to go to some light thing after that, but everybody wanted to go to Ladie's Market again. :(

At first, I didn't wanna go because I had only $100 ++ left. But then we found out that going there and coming back was free, so I went anyway.

We spent all our fucking money there, weehee~ How awesome!

We went home the next day.

What a great conclusion, LULz.

MOVING ON TO MY PERSONAL PROBLEMS,

I just might be lonely :(

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